I'm going to vomit all over your penis

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:37:25 GMT

Because I haven't updated in a month I decided to subject you all to this.
PS I'm moving in a week to Ferndale here

1. What does your Livejournal name mean?

That's what everyone called me when I came to Oberlin. Nobody knew my name-- I was just that crazy girl with a bow in her hair everyday.

2. Elaborate on your default photo?

Me sitting on Jesus' face. As per usual.

3. Make up a question.

Do I really have to?

4. What's your current relationship status?

Happily taken

5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?

My girlscout dress from the 1960s, my tiny black vintage eyelet cardigan, yellow and black ridiculous print tights my mom bought me in London, and bright pink knee high slouchy flat boots. I look kind of like a rainbow pirate elf.

6. What is your current problem?

I really don't have one other than everyone is graduating and I have to start school all over again. Fucking inability to make life decisions.

7. What do you love most?

Friends. No wait that sounds stupid. Boones Farm and digital cable.

8. What makes you most happy?

Steven Tussin

9. Are you musically inclined?

No. I can't even clap on beat.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?

I'd just go back to the 50s and live. No change to the excellent wardrobe necessary.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?

Kitty. I mean........ snake..........

12. Ever have a near death experience?

I almost died of some weird mystery illness twice when I was a child so yeah.

13. Name an obvious quality you have.

Social retardation.

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?

Loving you is easy cuz you're beautiful. OOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOHOOHOHO

15. Who did you cut and paste this from?

I think I copied Drew's, but there were options.

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

Louise Brooks (my idol! and I totally never knew that until I just used wikipedia) and Veronica Lake

17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?

Not so much.

18. Have you ever been in a fight?

Yeah.

19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Fourth grade choir concert. And anyone who is around when I'm drunk.

20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Smell. Mmmm

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Chai

24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

I used to get Enid from Ghostworld quite a bit. And we all know that Jenny Hoysten from Erase Errata is my exact double.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?

Not so much.

26. Did you have braces?

Yup and I didn't wear my retainer even once. Hooray for fucked up teeth.

27. Are you comfortable with your height?

Well I need a step stool to reach shit at work and I can't get stuff of the top grocery shelf but whatever. Short is endearing.

28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?

That's a tough choice. I'll just do the two latest. I passed out at 5 in the morning when a bunch of people were hanging out last week. Later when I was digging through my jeans I found a note that Steven slipped in my pocket when I passed out. It said "loving you is easy because you're beautiful" and had a big heart with our initials in it. It was sweet. Last night he ditched out of work to meet me at the bar. He took me home, there was drunken fucking, and then I mentioned how much I wanted mashed potatoes. Steven left the room and I passed out (come on it was like 4 and I have to be at work at noon...) This morning I woke up and next to the bed there were mashed potatoes on a plate, a pita smeared with the laughing cow cheese spread I like, and a can of diet coke. He went and made me food, and by the time he got back upstairs I was passed out in a pile of my own drool. I am an ass. Steven is sweet.

29. Do you speak any other languages?

French. Thrilling.

30. Do you have a crush on someone on your livejournal?

I have a crush on everyone. All the time.

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:58:36 GMT

I'm pretty sure this weekend is going to kill me. I am the beer girl at my favorite bar for the HUGE Hamtramck Blowout music festival.

Thursday night 8-2 Beer Girl at the Painted Lady.
Friday 12-8 at Lost and Found, 8-2 Beer Girl at the Lady.
Saturday wake up at 6 in the fucking morning to judge a high school forensics tournament until 5 pm
Saturday night work 8-2 at the Painted Lady.
Sunday work 12-5 at Lost and Found.

SLEEEEEEEEP

Monday I'm bartending at the Painted Lady from 6-2, I'm working Tuesday and Wednesday at Lost and Found, and then I'm REALLY going to enjoy my day off on Thursday if I don't die first.

This work/money boon couldn't come at a better time as I just had to drop 65 dollars on the morning after pill (stupid stupid!!!!!!!) and 50 for birth control once my cycle starts up. Damn you no health insurance. Damn you to hell.

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:41:47 GMT

I just finished my first ever bartending shift. I made 90 in tips which isn't bad for a Thursday, apparantly the usual is around 40 bucks. It's because I wore a really low cut shirt and demanded patrons put tips in my tits.

It was a fun night. Hopefully Andy will feel like giving me another guest bartending shift at some point. I fucked up the drawer though.

I'm ridiculously happy.

I'm buying a house in Hamtramck for 40,000 because it's cheaper than renting and with the mortgage it'd only be like 500 a month and I'd own it. For a house. A 3 bedroom house. Awesome.

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 18:51:45 GMT

He defended me when his friends were being jerks either intentionally or unintentionally.

He brought me soup and stayed in with me watching arrested development because I was sick.

I like him like I like a pot roast.

I need to pick up my couch I bought tomorrow at 11 am before work and I fear it won't fit in my car. Anyone help a sister out?

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:14:53 GMT

I went on a date this afternoon. But to clarify it was a non valentine's date-- just a regular date. He bought me lunch at Inn Season Cafe (delicious vegetarian restaurant) and we went antiquing. I got a couch today for 32.50. It's gorgeous. I need to figure out how to get it within the next week and where to store it until I move apartments in March.

We've spent 6 of the last 8 days together. I met his mother this afternoon. I can't get attached-- especially so soon. This morning I had the best sex of my life. It was more than just fucking. He said he hadn't had sex like that in years and I haven't ever.

I wish people would stop doing heroin and crack. Seriously guys. Bad news. I don't care when you smoke pot, pop pills, eat mushrooms, acid, and ecstasy, and I don't even care about the coke. Seriously. Stop with the skag.

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 22:59:49 GMT

Is it bad to read through someone's myspace messages when they leave themselves logged in on your computer?

I don't know how to feel. I'm lost. I have no idea what I"m doing with my life. I feel like bawling.

Or that might just be the lack of sleep I've had for the week combined with HEAVY drinking and substance consumption.

I want to cut off all my hair and hide in my bathroom from everyone and everything for the next few months.

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 22:15:10 GMT

Kelli McLane haaaaaaaates me now

I am happy. I am oh so very happy but not happy that Kelli hates me and all my friends. I am so excited for Belle and Sebastian next month.

I slept 20 minutes last night after watching Freaks and Geeks for hours and had to work with children at 7:30. Why do I always get so ridiculously drunk when I have to work early with high schoolers? I drank a bottle of wine last night and that was just for starters. I should sleep now but I can't because I ate mini thins. I think I have a fever and I've felt like vomiting all day. I need to get well.

I am STD free.

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:01:14 GMT

What a good day. I don't even care that I only slept 2 hours. I guess I can't be so mad at the world right now because some people remind me that there are good things about Detroit.

Robotripping tonight with Joy, Crystal, and Steven Michael Shepard aka Steven Tussin tonight at the Painted Lady. I'm bringing donuts for that band that is playing tonight because they love me. I'm their donut girl and they're going to play a Buddy Holly song for me.

A stopwatch was used to confirm this morning that I can indeed wash my hair, shave my armpits, and was my face and junk region in under a minute and a half should the occasion call for it. I have a personality where I need to prove things-- no one should ever dare me to do anything.

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:18:13 GMT

I hate it here and I especially hate everybody at the moment.

I ate six tofu dogs tonight and kicked collin's ass-- he only ate 4.5. I just want to move away and not give a fuck anymore and not do anything.

Norm is making me a corset because he wants me to model it for the dirty show. I hope it will be done in time. Fuck Michigan, Fuck the superbowl. I never thought I'd say it but fuck Detroit. This place is a little too small.

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:55:56 GMT

fucking tannnnked oh man i lvoe the eagle i forget how eveyrohnne there is eastern euproean and bys you free dru=inks. ues
ihad like 12 seinks rosY ain like 4 houea N I m a small girel adderlall adam tonmorrow nigh t what ehte fuck why is everyone i'm attracted to in a relationsihp.

acikun sayid he mad eme a ma caroni apatron of the month plaque since i tolkd joe guyuilianai the painted lady was my favorite bar but he lied.
alt least andy gave me free fucking pretty glasses i lvoe them so much as a consolation prize . Yes

I thouruoughyly apoklogivse for theis entry ai do not wan to go to work in this ornihgnt. The end

Oh shit i nee d to go to sleep.

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:09:20 GMT

This weekend I did a lot of things. I went to an Edward 40 hands party with Alexis. I played Edward Girly hands instead.
The next day I went to the Painted Lady and wound up running into Phil who has grown a beard. He looks distinguished. He kept rubbing my thigh telling me he missed me. I was not having it. I ended up drunkenly deciding to slam dance with giant punk/ metal boys in leather studded vests. I slipped in so much beer and am so sore. It's nice to be picked back up when you fall.

The store is perfectly mustard.

I am hungry, but know I should just go to sleep.

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 07:25:23 GMT

My pretty pink 1950s prom dress fits again now that I am 13 lbs lighter. Now if only I had an occasion to wear it.

Perhaps if I wear it to the Edward 40 Hands house party on friday, it would go over better than the ghostbuster looking jumpsuit I wore to the last party I attended. Sometimes things aren't appreciated like they should be here.

Then again, I forsee urination to be difficult.

I am thrilled by the prospect of painting walls on monday.

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 23:32:07 GMT

I just wanted everyone to know, that I now own the best pair of vintage boots in the world. Pictures will ensue in the next couple days. Fuck it if they're a half size too small, how could I pass up bright red vintage slouchy cowboy boots with FRINGE all along the fucking top and down the side. That's right.

Days off are great.

This is what I've done the last 3 months

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 20:19:26 GMT

Set alarm for 9:40. Snooze until 11. Drink breakfast. Get dressed, put on anti persperant, comb hair, brush teeth. Exit house by 11:20. Drive 15 miles to work. Unlock, arrange, and sweep store. Sit in store until 8 pm listening to total idiots' conversations. On occasion meet nice people. Dick around online while at work and try to do as little as possible. Read biographies. Lock up store. Once a week travel to the grocery store to pick up essentials like Diet Coke, hummus, and gardenburger wraps. Drive the 20 minutes home. Check mail and realize there is nothing in the box. Again. Talk to old doorman named Feaster about bullshit. Ride the elevator that bounces up 7 floors and doesn't work half the time. Enter the apartment. Eat dinner. Squish a cockroach. Sit on couch in a stupor and use internet while watching A&E and the discovery health channel. Go to bed at 2. Repeat. Indefinately.

I need a vacation.

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:47:32 GMT

I have not shopped. I have not deposited over 650 dollars worth of checks. I want to watch movies and lazers dancing.

I saw a commercial for a place in the mall that sells gold teeth. They have rose gold for the ladies. I'm going to that mall with Joy and Nova to see the people that go to this store for tricked out grills.

I don't want to sit in my car in an alley with someone for an hour while feeling uncomfotable. I am sorry if being around me makes you miserable because I don't love you. Perhaps if my presence makes you miserable, you should not drunkenly call me at 3:30 in the morning to give you a ride.

But the only thing that really upsets me is the possibility of my ipod charger being lost. It's weirding me out that friends are getting engaged.

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 23:31:57 GMT

Meg White just came in the store.

That is all.

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:45:10 GMT

Incidently, Harold and Maude is one of my top 10 favorite films.

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:04:47 GMT

The power was out in my building this morning. My building is circular and the apartments are like pie wedges-- the staircases and the elevators are in the center of the building meaning that there are no windows or anyway for light to reach the stairwells. Because I did not have a flashlight I had to walk down 7 flights of stairs with only the aid of a lighter to get to work.

After falling asleep at 11 I found myself awake at 2 and am still unable to sleep. I awoke from a dream in which I was somehow involved with Woody Allen and was hiding in his bathroom. The boy who blew me off also left me a dream voicemail in which he sounded very serious and said he needed to talk to me about something. I hope I don't have dream AIDS.

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:22:47 GMT

I have somehow acquired myself a boyfriend who is more like a housecat than anything else.

He comes over everynight whether I want him to or not. He eats my food. He sleeps in my apartment. He sometimes even sticks around in my apartment when I go to work which I find odd since I only met him like 2 weeks ago and he essentially lives with me. I think, in fact, he spends more time at my house than I do. And the sex is pretty much non existant and he annoys me a lot of the time because he doesn't take his ADD meds since he can't afford them. How did this happen?

In light of my recent 8 pound weight gain due in part to thanksgiving and over consumption of calorie laden alcoholic beverages, I have decided what I would like to recieve this holiday season-- bulimia.

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 15:56:21 GMT

The birthday madness is over. I am a greedy girl for having two birthday parties. I am so excited to be back in Oberlin right now.

I think my ex boyfriend who I have not talked to in more than two months called me last night to tell me he wants to get back together and that he loves me. This is only upsetting to me because his call caused Lucie Trask's phone number to be deleted from my phone as I was entering it.

In other news, Tracy I heart you so much for calling me to wish me happy birthday.

For everyone I did not see last night you better come find me today or tomorrow. And if you brought me a giant bottle of cold water I would be so thankful.

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:44:30 GMT

This sunday at midnight I, Katie Repp, will be 21. Anyone in/around Detroit can come watch me make a drunk asshole of myself at the Bronx (on second at Prentis st. in Detroit) at midnight. The next day, barring that I will be too hung over, I will drive down to Oberlin to recieve my free birthday drink at the Feve. Anyone in Oberlin who feels so inclined to watch me be a drunk asshole in a different state should show up to the Feve on monday.

To celebrate being made manager, I told Tommy I'm taking 4 days off of work. I'll be in Oberlin until thursday, or most likely I will want to come back to Detroit before that. So the point is if you want to see me do it monday through wednesday.

Drew Grant, if you do not tell me in a comment before I leave that you want that 1960s kelly green coat or not I am bringing you NOTHING.

I think I will invite that new boy that lives down the block from the old boy to my birthday party depending on how our lunch date goes tomorrow afternoon. I hope drunken making out ensues making someone feel awkward-- hopefully not me.

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:29:39 GMT

I apologize for so many updates but I really just think that everyone needs to see my new acquisition. This is the best velvet painting ever. You know you're jealous.

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:43:22 GMT

Rosa Parks' body is across the street from my apartment building. There is a HUGE line to view it. There are cops, news cameras, and cars all over the fucking place. The streets are lined. Naturally people ignored the sign for my building about parking for residents only. I have to pay 80 dollars a month for that parking spot. And as much as I feel like a dick I just towed a Lincoln LS, like a 40,000 dollar car from my spot. I got home from work and I'm tired and grouchy. Ordinarily I would just park on the street and suck it up but there is no street parking.

I hope they are not pissed. I hope I have a car in the morning. I hope they don't call it in and tow mine for spite. I hope my car isn't keyed. I hope my tires aren't flat. FUCK I hate that I had to do that.

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 15:00:44 GMT

Perhaps this is what I should do with my spare time since my only other obligation besides finishing this list is 45 hours of work a week.

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IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time
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Rank	Movie	Didn't See It/ Started It/ Finished It/ Hated It!
1	Godfather, The (1972)	Started It
2	Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)	Finished It
3	Godfather: Part II, The (1974)	Started It
4	Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)	Finished It
5	Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)	Finished It
6	Casablanca (1942)
7	Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)	Finished It
8	Schindler's List (1993)	Finished It
9	Shichinin No Samurai [Seven Samurai] (1954)	Finished It
10	Star Wars (1977)	Finished It
11	Citizen Kane (1941)
12	One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
13	Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
14	Rear Window (1954)	Finished It
15	Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)	Finished It
16	Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)	Finished It
17	Memento (2000)	Finished It
18	Usual Suspects, The (1995)	Finished It
19	Pulp Fiction (1994)	Finished It
20	North by Northwest (1959)	Finished It
21	12 Angry Men (1957)
22	Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le [Amelie] (2001)	Finished It
23	Psycho (1960)	Finished It
24	Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
25	Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly] (1966)	Finished It
26	Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)	Finished It
27	It's a Wonderful Life (1946)	Finished It
28	Goodfellas (1990)
29	American Beauty (1999)	Finished It
30	Vertigo (1958)	Finished It
31	Sunset Blvd. (1950)
32	Matrix, The (1999)	Finished It
33	Apocalypse Now (1979)	Finished It
34	Pianist, The (2002)	Finished It
35	To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
36	C'era una volta il West [Once Upon a Time in the West] (1968)
37	Some Like It Hot (1959)
38	Third Man, The (1949)
39	Taxi Driver (1976)	Finished It
40	Paths of Glory (1957)
41	Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi [Spirited Away] (2001)
42	Fight Club (1999)	Finished It
43	Boot, Das (1981)
44	Double Indemnity (1944)
45	L.A. Confidential (1997)
46	Chinatown (1974)	Started It
47	Singin' in the Rain (1952)
48	Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
49	M (1931)	Finished It
50	Requiem for a Dream (2000)	Finished It
51	Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
52	All About Eve (1950)
53	Se7en (1995)	Finished It
54	Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)	Finished It
55	Saving Private Ryan (1998)	Hated It!
56	Cidade de Deus [City of God] (2002)
57	Raging Bull (1980)
58	Rashômon (1950)
59	Wizard of Oz, The (1939)	Finished It
60	Sting, The (1973)
61	Alien (1979)	Finished It
62	American History X (1998)	Finished It
63	Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)	Finished It
64	Léon (1994)
65	Vita è bella, La [Life is Beautiful] (1997)	Finished It
66	Touch of Evil (1958)
67	Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
68	2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)	Started It
69	Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
70	Great Escape, The (1963)
71	Wo hu cang long [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] (2000)	Hated It!
72	Reservoir Dogs (1992)	Finished It
73	Clockwork Orange, A (1971)	Finished It
74	Amadeus (1984)
75	Modern Times (1936)
76	Ran (1985)
77	Annie Hall (1977)	Started It
78	Jaws (1975)	Finished It
79	On the Waterfront (1954)
80	Braveheart (1995)
81	High Noon (1952)
82	Apartment, The (1960)
83	Fargo (1996)	Finished It
84	Sixth Sense, The (1999)	Finished It
85	Aliens (1986)	Finished It
86	Shining, The (1980)	Finished It
87	Strangers on a Train (1951)
88	Blade Runner (1982)
89	Metropolis (1927)	Finished It
90	Duck Soup (1933)
91	Finding Nemo (2003)	Finished It
92	Donnie Darko (2001)	Finished It
93	General, The (1927)
94	City Lights (1931)
95	Princess Bride, The (1987)	Finished It
96	Toy Story 2 (1999)
97	Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)	Finished It
98	Great Dictator, The (1940)
99	Sjunde inseglet, Det [The Seventh Seal] (1957)	Finished It
100	Lola rennt [Run Lola Run] (1998)	Finished It

Which movies have you seen?

The three William Castle movies last night were excellent. Homicidal was the only one I had never seen before and boy did I like it. I REALLY liked it and it is something to be seen. And Vincent Price always holds a special place in my heart. Tommy and I ended up closing the store 30 mins early to go and ran into Scott. Boy was that awkward. Nothing like running into an ex's best friend and roommate to make an evening special.

Brad is perhaps as clumsy as I am because I am possibly the only other person I know that would break a phone by dropping it into oatmeal and thus not going to the DFT.

Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:48:00 GMT

Tracey is so fucking tall and she always wears heels. I felt dwarfed standing next to her. I hate being 5 feet tall. She is the nicest. most well dressed person around. She is now in posession of some excellent gloves, faboo dresses, and a hot needlepoint purse. She is so gorgeous and my total idol. Blanche is truly an excellent group. I am such a lover of Detroit celebrities, it's terrible.

Also when people leave messages on phones on tuesday about going to the William Castle triple feature of Homicidal!, 13 Ghosts (with exact replicas of the original "ghost viewers") and House on Haunted Hill in "Emergo," even if it is midterms week and you are working at night during the week, you should at least have the courtesy to call and say "yes I would love to go" or "no I hate you and don't want to see that," or something of the like by friday when it's only on on friday, saturday, and sunday. I call not responding just plain rude. I need to know if I should invite someone else or not. Dick.

Kelli dissapeared. Again. Also rude. I don't know what it is. I am so loving and sweet to my friends and do nice things for them a lot of the time but sometimes I feel really walked over. I don't care that she spends all her time with Lance. I just think it's very inconsiderate to dissapear for like a week and not say anything or call or to call at times she previously tells me to call and then she's in another fucking city like an hour away and doesn't even say anything and will flake out of plans to go hang out with him. I'm frustrated and I don't know what to do. I don't feel like I have any close friends around here anymore or at all really and it's making me sad.

I sent in my application to the University of Michigan for nursing today. This was the same day I officially became a CCS drop out. I do not know if I will want to go back to school in the fall.